*Canadian Temperature Chart*
50° F (10° C)
Californians shiver incontrollably. Canadians plant gardens.
35° F (1.6°C)
Italian Cars won’t start. Canadians drive with the windows down.
32° F (0 °C )
American water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
0° F (-17.9°C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60° F (-51°C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100° F (-73°C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173° F (-114°C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.
-460° F (-273°C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying “cold, eh?”
-500° Fahrenheit (-295°C)
Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.