At the library

It’s a quiet morning at the library, not many people around, and a woman working at the other side of the room approaches me looking rather worried:

WW – “Do you hear a strange sound?”

Alex, looking slightly embarrassed – “Um, that’s me… I have the hiccups, sorry …” [they are REALLY loud and uncontrollable]

The good news is that the embarrassment cured the hiccups ;)