Elevator dialogue

Alex enters the elevator eating a scoop of ice cream on a cone with a spoon. Older lady looks at her confused and before she can catch herelf, she blurts out: You are supposed to lick ice cream on a cone.

Alex: I know, I’m weird that way.

Lady, still confused: If you wanted to eat with a spoon, why didn’t you ask for a cup?

Alex, as she walks out: Because I like to eat the cone.