Elevator dialogue

Alex enters the elevator eating a scoop of ice cream on a cone with a spoon. Older lady looks at her confused and before she can catch herelf, she blurts out: You are supposed to lick ice cream on a cone.

Alex: I know, I’m weird that way.

Lady, still confused: If you wanted to eat with a spoon, why didn’t you ask for a cup?

Alex, as she walks out: Because I like to eat the cone.

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Author: guerson

Born and raised in Brazil, a Canadian stole my heart and took me to Canada in 1999. After seven years between Montreal and Toronto, we then moved to Barcelona, Spain, where I did research for my PhD thesis. This blog began as a chronicle of our adventures while living in Barcelona and exploring the old world and has acquired a life of its own after we moved back to Canada.

3 thoughts on “Elevator dialogue”

  1. Estou aqui rindo porque eu sou assim também, adoro comer o cone! A diferença é que eu chupo o sorvete feito criança como a senhora queria que você fizesse:)
    bjs

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